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By Karen Doornebos

Taking it off within the identify of history…

Thirty-five-year-old American social media grasp Vanessa Roberts lives her completely sleek existence with aplomb. So whilst her aged Jane Austen–centric aunt wishes her to tackle the general public kin for Julian Chancellor, a really inner most guy from England who’s written a ebook known as My 12 months as Mr. Darcy, Vanessa concurs. yet she’s no longer “excessively diverted,” as Jane Austen may say.

Hardbound books, teacups, and quill pens fly within the face of her e-reader, espresso, and smartphone…

…Until she sees Julian take his tight breeches off for his Undressing Mr. Darcy express, an academic “striptease” all the way down to his drawers to advertise his ebook and aid keep his crumbling property. the general public kinfolk professional without notice realizes issues have gotten…personal. yet can this out of date guy declare her middle with no quite a bit as a GPS? it's going to take 3 gala's packed with Austen fanatics, a visit to England, an outdated frenemy, and a flirtatious pirate re-enactor to discover out…

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75. I found that to be outrageous. 25. The ladies crowded around the table, calling out their orders. Frank, behind the table, couldn’t keep up. His stomach brushed up against the chocolate on the top of the éclairs and stripped some off. No one noticed but me. The edges of the éclairs were now smeared and missing chocolate. I wanted one to top off the hot dog but I saw bits of Frank’s shirt fuzz captured in the remaining chocolate and just couldn’t do it. He smiled at me and winked. He thought I didn’t notice, or maybe did and he wanted me to keep quiet about it.

She had not stopped her winning streak. Ten dollars and a Twizzler. Single stick. Not a pack. She was diabetic. I didn’t understand the Holy Virgin sometimes. All these women were diabetic. Still with the Twizzlers every week. I walked down to the concession table and saw éclairs, hot dogs, and bags of potato chips. The low rent kind. 25. 75. I found that to be outrageous. 25. The ladies crowded around the table, calling out their orders. Frank, behind the table, couldn’t keep up. His stomach brushed up against the chocolate on the top of the éclairs and stripped some off.

Those cars were speeding back and forth trying to escape the ash. I walked down Sunset toward the up-lit billboards advertising booze and women and jeans and dresses and everything I wanted and my unemployment check could not afford me. I walked past the roads leading up into the hills and the houses slanting down the hills. The Chateau – Los Angeles’s own castle, and past the fraying palm trees. They were dropping fruit and fronds all along the boulevard, down on girls holding down their dresses and plastic bags careening through the air.

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