By Laura Levine
A gal with a major Ben & jerry's behavior and credit together with a tome entitled "I used to be Henry Kissinger's intercourse Slave" cannot have enough money to be too choosy approximately employment possibilities. So whilst Beverly Hills socialite Sue Ellen Kingsley bargains Jaine megabucks to ghostwrite a e-book of hostess tips, it is time to sharpen the #2s. So what if Jaine has to take dictation from a rail-thin girl of rest in a bubble tub? delight does not feed the cat and the doubtful aspect advantage of this actual activity is an up-close, own view of the amorous exploits of Hollywood's ladies-who-lunch. the one vivid spot is sixteen-year-old Heidi, a woman after Jaine's personal center. Shy, obese, and oppressed through her step-mother, Sue Ellen, Heidi may use a pal up to Jaine may use an best friend. yet every thing brief circuits while Jaine unearths Sue Ellen floating face down in her bath, fried by way of her personal blow dryer. Peroxided suspects abound, together with a really inner most masseuse, a jealous nurse, a former online game exhibit hostess...even a closet blonde with a shocking mystery. one in all them is hiding a murderous middle in the back of expensive highlights, and laine's out to reveal the killer's darkish roots. simply because blondes have sufficient enjoyable with no getting away with murder...
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So he spends his days fondling in-steps, and is kind enough to let me use his employee discount. Which means that instead of paying $500 for a pair of outrageously overpriced shoes, all I have to pay is $400. Not that I’d ever dream of paying $400 for a pair of shoes. But I could if I wanted to, thanks to Lance. And who knows? Now that I was making three thousand smackers a week, I just might. We gabbed some more, mainly about Lance’s new boyfriend, a Brentwood real estate broker. “Jim’s so great,” he gushed.
What if they had a scalp disease? To: Jausten From: DaddyO Subject: Previously Owned First of all, honey. ” The lady at the thrift shop told me it belonged to Burt Reynolds! Either him, or Sam Donaldson. And no need to worry about germs. I’ve already sprayed it with Lysol. To: Jausten From: Shoptillyoudrop Subject: Self-respecting germ Your father just sprayed his toupee with Lysol. He needn’t have bothered. No self-respecting germ would be caught dead in that wig. I’ve simply got to think of a way to get rid of it.
Sometimes I think you made a mistake divorcing The Glob. True, he hardly got off the sofa, but he had a nice smile. Oh, well. I’m sure you know best, dear. As for the wedding, I simply don’t know how I’m going to face the relatives. With that toupee on your father’s head, we’ll be the laughing stock of the family. I don’t suppose you could possibly break away from your work and meet me there for moral support? Love, Mom PS. The strangest thing about the wedding invitation. It says, “Fred and Earlene Austen, and Charleton MacAfee, request the pleasure of your company at the wedding of their daughter Cindy…” Do you have any idea who Charleton MacAfee is?